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Kookoodoll talks to the President of Monobrow!

Kookoodoll.com visits Monobrow Headquarters and meets with the President of Monobrow.com. As a duobrow (that's two eyebrows), I admit to feeling a bit awkward without the extra hair between and above my eyes. I am immediately comforted when the receptionist hands me an eyebrow patch. I put the eyebrow patch on and spend the rest of the morning talking candidly with the President about diversity, sculpting gels and ending world hunger.

President of Monobrow.com: Hi. Nice to meet you. Is that a stick on?

Kookoodoll: Yes. The frontdesk gave me this.

President of Monobrow.com: Well, we try to create an environment where people, like yourself, don't feel ostrasized and different.

Kookoodoll: That's thoughtful.

President of Monobrow.com: Remember Kookoodoll, I'm not just the President, I'm also a member.

Kookoodoll: How do you account for the fact that membership is gaining popularity?

President of Monobrow.com: Last year, 6 million people were born with one eyebrow. That means among those people there were only 6 million eyebrows. Roughly, one per person. This year, we project 8 million people will be born with 1 eyebrow. That's another 8 million monobrows. We have our team of scientists, the monologists working together day and night.

Kookoodoll: How are the monobros?

President of Monobrow.com: Who?

Kookoodoll: The monobros. Aren't you all brothers?

President of Monobrow.com: We are related in that we all share the same pain.

Kookoodoll: Any specialty products for the monobrow?

President of Monobrow.com: We sell creams and sculpting gels that are specifically engineered for people with one eyebrow.

Kookoodoll: There's a rumor that monobros don't just have one eyebrow. Aside from the more obvious unitary eyebrow, is it true there are other mono items?"

President of Monobrow.com: It is true actually. Most people with monobrows have only one ball. That's classified. Let's just say that it's not confirmed.

Kookoodoll: Anything else you'd like to say?

President of Monobrow.com: Every day there's more of us and with every monobrow that's one less eyebrow in the world. We are now working with advanced technology. I can't give you any details but we will soon have the ability to link monobrow people together into what can essentially be called a "superbrow", which could solve a lot of problems including world hunger.

Kookoodoll: I appreciate your endeavor in making the world a better space for all of us. Thanks.

Monobrow.com President rallying for unity at this years Monobrow Convention held at Mono Lake, California. Over 2003 monobrows attended.

Read more and see more monobros: Monobrow.com

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