Notes on golfing:

1. I love the beach but standing in sand at the golf course is just not the same.

2. It's not called a sandwich, it's a sand wedge.

3. Fore! is better shouted than whispered in the form of a question.

To all my "packin' heat" readers! There's a Hollow Point Bullet Recall. Personally, I'll be stocking up on those inferno bullets. They're really hot.

Shotgun! This superfastracecar (it's one word) is affectionately known as the nasty b*tch as in "let's take the nasty b*tch out for a ride!" More pics.